kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

(via hotwhiteguy)

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

(via 2bainzz)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

(via pizza)

goatallyouwant:

The only valid options in life

goatallyouwant:

The only valid options in life

(Source: adorlng-fan, via notcallum)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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(via heliolisk)

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho, via andrewquo)

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Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wait! They don’t love you like I love you
Wait! They don’t love you like I love you

(Source: mysongof-theday, via terrakion)